Posted on the 1st of August, 2014 with 357,468 notes

gloriousbacchus:

religiousmom:

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 230,811 notes

oreides:

birdsarelikeawesomeman:

The more I watch the funnier it gets



Posted on the 31st of July, 2014 with 12,062 notes

simonastafiew:

The last uncontaminated lands on our planet. I love nordic countries.



Posted on the 30th of July, 2014 with 71,681 notes


Posted on the 30th of July, 2014 with 102,932 notes

thesylverlining:

babebraham:

today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me

bless

"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line



Posted on the 30th of July, 2014 with 394,586 notes

mangabreadroll:

tflatte:

blackbanshee:

fearless-proud-andstrong:

ohhaiimelissa:

kristalbabich:

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”


“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was



Posted on the 30th of July, 2014 with 512 notes

darkmistandodddreams:

dottedmelon:

Les Miserables - Midsommernight at IKEA

it begins at IKEA today: summer clearance sale

today is midsommernight at IKEA
the bargain hunt is of life and death
today is
midsommernight at IKEA
rock-hard fight for every special offer

German songs are a wonderful resource.

SCREAMING



Posted on the 30th of July, 2014 with 158,555 notes

simmtennant:

jackthemother:

lydieslittlefamily:

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

Omg this

This this a million times this

I really love my hot pants and skirts but I simply don’t dare to put such stuff on in public. And if I do, I get anxious as soon as I’m out of the house.



Posted on the 30th of July, 2014 with 5,924 notes

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.



Posted on the 29th of July, 2014 with 563,375 notes

deanplease:

principalcellist:

sara-the-dork:

i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

TOO SOON

THE BOOKS BEEN OUT SINCE 1925 YOU ABSOLUTE PANCAKE

I’ll be honest. I thought that was Misha Collins at first glance.